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[yessirmrjohnson]

There was something off about Cave. It bothered her as she made his coffee and plagued her mind as she went about typing up his reports. By time she had to bring him his lunch, she was convinced she had to ask him. It was probably all in her head, the lack of that personal smile in the morning, the quietness on the radio between her desk and his.

No, it was probably all in her head. Not worth worrying about and certainly not worth bothering him over. With a deep breath, Caroline lifted his lunch tray and knocked twice before stepping into his office.

"Here is your lunch, Sir."

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[paysthebills]

As Caroline walked in, the first thing she would notice is That Cave was not alone. The second, was that he was not alone, with a woman.

She was blonde, clearly pretty. The woman had a cute, schoolgirl like giggle she used to full effect as she leaned forward, showing a bold familiarity with the Aperture CEO. She was the kind of woman that had plagued Caroline as she fought her way through a male dominated workspace.

It took a few moments for Cave's attention to shift over to anything but the mystery woman.

"Hmm? Oh! Caroline. No need for lunch today I'm afraid. I'll be stepping out to catch a bite with my new lady friend...have you met elena yet?"

Even when addressing his assistant, Cave barely glances at Caroline using more than his periphery vision. When prompted, Elena takes a small bow, not bothering to stand.

"Charmed, I'm sure."

[yessirmrjohnson]

"Ah-" Caroline quickly placed the tray down and moved to shake the woman's hand. Not that she wanted to, but out of politeness and professionalism. "It's a pleasure. I'm Caroline Mossman, Mr. Johnson's personal assistant." He could have at least told her before she went to the trouble of getting his lunch for him. Caroline turned to Cave, trying to keep all things appearing as normal as possible.

"Will you be attending the meeting with our French investors this afternoon, Sir?"

[paysthebills]

The woman snickered, as though someone had told a joke Caroline wasn't privy to. Elena didn't even bother to attempt raising her hand to meet the welcoming gesture. She glanced over to Cave.

"Does all the help here act so forward?"

Cave laughed at the comment and grabbed his coat.

"She's a real spitfire, isn't she Caroline? Go ahead and take care of that investors meeting, won't you? We have reservations to attend to."

[yessirmrjohnson]

Caroline opened her mouth about to make it clear to Elena that she wasn't the help, but Cave's voice made her think twice about it.

"Should I expect you back, Mr. Johnson?"

She glanced back at Elena. There wasn't any reason to be offended or worried in the least. It wasn't as though this person would be around for long. Cave quickly lost interest in things that had nothing to do with science. She'd be forgotten in a week. Caroline straightened and looked back towards Cave.

[paysthebills]

Cave let out another chuckle at the question.

"I should think not. No, me and Elena have a long night planned. Don't we, babe?"

The woman walked over to him gracefully, taking place at his side as though she belonged there.

[yessirmrjohnson]

As she watched the two walk out with one another, Caroline swallowed. What did she care if Cave was off with someone other woman? It wasn't as if she had any stake on him. Nothing would change, even if he found some sort of quality in the woman. She certainly didn't look the type to be into science. They probably had nothing in common.

She turned and took his lunch from the now empty office. Yea, there wasn't anything to worry about.

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The look on that woman's face still had Elena's lips up in a grin as she held onto his arm into the parking lot. "Cavey, I have to be honest." She put the best pout she could muster on her bright red lips. "I felt a little offended by that woman."

[paysthebills]

Cave turned his head to the side, the faintest hint of a blush showing up on his cheeks.

"Ah, come on Elley. She didn't mean anything by it. Could you see it to forgive her? She apologized. Didn't she?"

[yessirmrjohnson]

"No, not even once. She only spoke to you as if I wasn't there. You should hire more polite people. It's also silly that she calls herself your personal assistant. She's just a simple secretary, isn't she?"

[paysthebills]

Cave rolled his eyes, as if he'd heard this question before.

"Secretary would be... inaccurate. To say the least. She holdd several managerial responsibilities, that frankly, outweigh her secretarial duties.

She's more like a manager that, on occasion, makes me coffee and sets up my scheduling. Anyhow, don't sweat the details. Personal assistant or not, it's just a title. Doesn't really matter, does it? Unless..."

A Cheshire grin creeps across his lips, "...someone's jealous?"

[yessirmrjohnson]

"I would be if you were a normal man." She smiled up at him. "Normal men cheat on their girlfriends with their old maid secretaries. But I knew the moment I knocked on your door you weren't a normal man."

[paysthebills]

His grin showed no sign of fading, as he lead her into his limo.

"You don't say? And what manner of man might I be then?"

[yessirmrjohnson]

"The kind that knows how to deliver long term." The grin on her face suggested it may have had a few other meanings.

It was three days since Elena's intrusion into all that Caroline knew. She was still waiting for a reply from Cave in writing for his decisions concerning all the suggested agreements with the investors. Finally, she went and knocked on his office.

"Sir? I have a few questions if you have a moment?"

[paysthebills]

"Oh~ that's fantaaaastic~."

There's no indication that he'd heard her. Cave seems to be deeply involved in...whatever it is he's doing. At least he's enjoying himself.

[yessirmrjohnson]

Fine, whatever. If he didn't want to take his work seriously, then forget it. Caroline plopped down at her desk and eyed the forms still awaiting his signiture. The investors were going to pull out if they didn't have something official signed today. All she'd have to do is sign it and let things move on. He'd probably never notice. With a deep breath, she went ahead and did it.

Caroline didn't bother to try to contact him the rest of the day. The next day she was faced with a similar situation and with a little bit hesitation she did the same choice. Within a week signing his name was becoming easier and easier and Caroline stopped bothering to bother Cave for anything at all. If he wanted to be occupied by this month's flash in the pan, then so be it. Someone had to get science done around here.

[paysthebills]

It didn't take long for him to notice. The first time he received a copy of a contract, with an ever-so-neatly forged signature, you could have knocked him over with a feather. How DARE she. Hitting a button on his intercom, he spoke, clearly and calmly:

"Caroline. My office. Now"

It took great strain, but he'd managed to avoid yelling. For now.

[yessirmrjohnson]

There was no doubt in her mind what this was about. She had already gone over the scenario a dozen times in her mind and planned a line of conversation for every outcome. All she'd have to do is keep her cool. With head held high and shoulders square, she opened the door.

"Yes Sir, Mr. Johnson?" She closed the door behind her, not wanting anyone else to hear.

[paysthebills]

Cave had his eyes closed, and was visibly shaking. It was as though he'd literally explode any second. And there was Elena sitting next to him, looking as smug as ever. Through gnashed teeth, he manages to spit out words.

"I'm giving you a chance to explain. You know what about. Go."

[yessirmrjohnson]

"Is it appropriate to have this conversation in front of non-personnel?"

[paysthebills]

"Appropriate?"

Cave slams his fists on his deck, getting up from his seat.

"You think you're in a position to TELL ME WHAT--"

Cave turns to the side, taking a deep breath to calm himself down.

"And for the record, this is Elena's first day. But that's beside the point. You have one last chance. I suggest you use it to explain youself."

[yessirmrjohnson]

Caroline frowned and in an instant all her prepared dialogs were long forgotten. She stepped closer to Cave, eyes narrowed. "Well, I'm glad you've decided to start paying her for her services! While you've been busy playing, I've been working. I tried time and again to get you to take a second to even glance at the papers but every attempt was put off or ignored! The investors were going to pull out if I didn't do something. That was five hundred grand on the line. I won't pretend it was the right thing to do, but choosing between betraying your trust and getting the money needed to keep science happening, I made the right choice. I'd make it again in a heartbeat."

[paysthebills]

"You miserable shrew, who do you think you're talking to like that?"

Cave put an arm up in front of her, cutting her off.

"So, you didn't want to interrupt, is that it? You figured while I was distracted, you would play CEO and forge my signature? You thought that was ACCEPTABLE!? Did you think I wouldn't NOTICE!?


Now you listen to me. I'M the boss, I'M the owner, it's MY MONEY, and dammit, that means I MAKE THE DECISIONS! AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, YOU MAKE ONE MORE CRASS REMARK TOWARDS ELLE LIKE THAT, AND YOU'LL BE SAYING IN FROM THE DAMNED UNEMPLOYMENT LINE ARE WE CLEAR!?"

[yessirmrjohnson]

"It's pretty clear that the only science you've been interested in recently is Biology. That's not a statement on her, but on you, Sir. Maybe I wouldn't have had to make CEO decisions if we had one in the building."

[paysthebills]

"Is that so!? Well, I think I don't need a personal assistant in the building at the moment.

On your way out, pack up your things so Elena can move into her new office. Consider yourself on unpaid leave. Come back when you're ready to apologize."

And with that, Cave begins scouring the papers on his desk with disgust, tracking all of his forged signatures and figuring out what he's 'agreed' to in the past few days.

[yessirmrjohnson]

Caroline's anger turned instantly to shock as she looked from Elena and then back to Cave. A soft laugh of disbelief slipped out before she could stiffle it. She took a step or two backwards.

"I can't believe it. Well, you can forget it. I quit. I used to work for a man who had a great vision. Someone who loved science, someone who believed in Aperture. If I wanted to work for a panty-chasing sleaze who neglects everything for an easy lay, I could have invested years anywhere else. I was there for you when you had nearly nothing and I was by your side as you become something great. I was there when this place was a hole in the ground and I've given you every day of every year since then. And this is how it's going to end?" Her eyes fell to the desk and she flung a hand in a wide gesture towards them. "You'll find every decision to be one you would have made, each vital to Aperture, and every single one of them time sensitive. God, I hope she was worth it."

"And you-" Caroline pointed at Elena. "I hope you're prepared for everything you've signed up for. For Aperture's sake. I hope you're twenty times smarter than you look, otherwise you won't stand a chance here."

She turned back to Cave. "I couldn't be more disappointed. You ended up being just like everyone else." And with that, she turned for the door.

[paysthebills]

His demeanor calms a bit, the steam leaving him with his prior outburst.

"This isn't about women, you moron. The point was you don't get to make decisions like that without my say so. Did you think I couldn't be bothered with that?

What the hell is wrong with you? What's all this about?"